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⚠️ Warning: contains irony

We know nothing.
But we ask everything.

Les Petits Complotistes is the art of asking awkward, absurd or mysterious questions, without ever claiming to have the answer.

Why does this exist?

It all started when we realised we were spending too much time watching cat videos... and documentaries about pyramids at 3 a.m.

We wanted to create a space where you can:

  • Ask (really) naive questions.
  • Laugh a little (a lot) at our own doubts.
  • Build critical thinking without taking ourselves seriously.
Spoiler Alert

"We still haven't found the aliens."

(But we found some incredible cookie recipes, so that's something.)

Our promise (more or less)

We don't know. But we love to ask.

Chronic Curiosity

We dig everywhere. Even where it says "Do not enter". Especially there, actually.

Humour (Attempted)

Because conspiracies are often scary. So we might as well have a good laugh.

Critical Thinking

Asking questions is good. Checking whether the Earth is flat with a ruler is better.

The investigation team (very serious)

The Naive One

Nino

Naive amplifier

Enthusiastic, sincere. Asks 'simple' but spot-on questions. He keeps the sense of wonder.

"What if the Moon was just a big cheese?"
The Skeptic

Max

Engine of doubt

Suspicious of adults and official narratives. Intuitive but structured reasoning. Dares to doubt when no one else does.

"Source: did you see that on TikTok?"
The Silent One

Milo

Disillusioned counterweight

A tired, ironic, quiet teenager. He sees clearly when the others get carried away. Doesn't really believe in anything anymore.

"..."

How does it work?

1

The Question

We start with something weird. Example: why do pigeons judge us?

2

The Investigation

We dig. We read serious stuff. And less serious stuff.

3

The Twist

We realise the answer is often simpler (or crazier) than expected.

4

Over to you

We let you make up your own mind. We're not your teachers.

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Concrete Example

"They say the pyramids are power plants."

Reality: It's mostly a lot of very heavy rocks. But it's still super classy.

Flagship project

Complodex

The conspiracy collection app. Daily booster, community votes, verdicts from the trio. Coming in 2026.

The Video Format

  • Shorts (for those in a hurry)
  • Episodes (for the curious)
  • Dynamic edits
Idea

The Video Game

An absurd point & click where you lead the investigation. A community-driven idea, with no date.

📖Idea

The Comic

The trio on paper. If enough of you follow us, we'll make it.

What we love (and what we avoid)

We love

  • Kind critical thinking
  • Terrible jokes
  • Constructive doubt

We avoid

  • Mean mockery
  • Claiming false things
  • Boring politics

FAQ

Are you reptilians?

We can neither confirm nor deny this information. (But my skin is very soft.)

Why yellow?

Because it's the colour of safety vests. And we want you to be intellectually safe.

Is it serious or not?

It's seriously funny. Or funnily serious. Depends on the day.

Shall we chat?

Got a crazy theory? A stupid question (we love those)? Or just want to say hi?